pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(Source: pocketspoopy, via bakerbatch)

meanplastic:

psyducked:

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

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mamamidnight:

kohpai:

kohpai:

so I was at school and suddenly I saw this skeleton at the stairway?? that part of the stairway is closed literally no one can go there that skeleton wasn’t there before how

so the next day I go to the school cafetaria and I see another one??
 what is going on

There’s a draft for the skeleton war. You’re enlisted, whether you want to be or not.

mamamidnight:

kohpai:

kohpai:

so I was at school and suddenly I saw this skeleton at the stairway??
that part of the stairway is closed
literally no one can go there
that skeleton wasn’t there before
how

so the next day I go to the school cafetaria and I see another one??
image what is going on

There’s a draft for the skeleton war. You’re enlisted, whether you want to be or not.

(via imallovertheplace)

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

(Source: princepatroclus, via sistasatan)

fredthirst:

black—lamb:

kyssthis16:

dynastylnoire:

covenesque:

dettolmami:

deutschlandsgloria:

We let a baboon in the white house, that’s what.





how this dood look 15, 45, and 105 all at once tho?he’s like 12 and his face looks like its seen both world wars and remembers when korea was one country. omgggggggg

called him the animal planet compilation

I’m cackling, tbh

motherfucker looks like the moon emoji…


i had no idea dobby was so problematic

fredthirst:

black—lamb:

kyssthis16:

dynastylnoire:

covenesque:

dettolmami:

deutschlandsgloria:

We let a baboon in the white house, that’s what.

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how this dood look 15, 45, and 105 all at once tho?

he’s like 12 and his face looks like its seen both world wars and remembers when korea was one country. omgggggggg

called him the animal planet compilation

I’m cackling, tbh

motherfucker looks like the moon emoji…

i had no idea dobby was so problematic

(Source: madworldnews, via sistasatan)