lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via orgasm)

bahamvt:

I hate dressing up during summer!!

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via stability)

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via lana-del-rey-aka-lizzy-grant)

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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(via lana-del-rey-aka-lizzy-grant)